Today I leave to visit some family, and some places I've been before. We're taking the slow route in Einsteinian space, since using hyperdrive inside a solar system can be dangerous. It will take a week or so, there and back.
It's been four years since our last vacation. Hopefully it will be nice. If it's not, at least it's basically free. One of the perks of the kind of work I do.
After I get back, I will work on the house some more, for another few weeks of vacation. Perhaps we can finish some of our projects. We've saved all of our indoor projects for the heat of summer, so we have an excuse to work indoors.
Later.
About Me
- Marvin the Martian
- I am an alien here on this little planet. I've been sent to learn about life here, to observe people and things around me, and to become a better entity by applying the lessons that I learn here. I've chosen the name "Marvin the Martian" because he is familiar to many, and the Martian mindset isn't expected to be similar to a human's. Thank you for stopping by to read this little blog. I hope you'll come back.
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2009-06-19
A rare vacation
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2009-06-18
Weezer, "Beverly Hills"
This tune is stuck in my head, for some reason. Weezer is a fun little band. Not a world-changing band like Devo or Rush or The Smashing Pumpkins, but fun.
I read an article recently that said that Hugh Hefner (the founder of Playboy Magazine) can't tell his two newest lovers apart (they are twin sisters, 19 years old). I've seen "The Girls Next Door" once, when I was forced to watch by the people who had the TV remote. I can't tell ANY of Hefner's girls apart. They all look the same to me. Tall, blonde, toothy, with large mammaries. Fine, if you like that sort of thing. I don't, particularly. I like shapely frontal lobes, myself. The number of tentacles doesn't really matter.
The last time I was in Beverly Hills a few years ago, I drove down Rodeo Drive, where all the swanky shops are are selling useless baubles for more than what most people earn in a year. Luxury cars parked everywhere, rich people tottering around on expensive shoes. Only when I was there, both sides of the street were dug up with huge mounds of earth occupying the parking spaces in front of the stores, and they were replacing all the sewer pipes. It was hilarious. I will always remember Rodeo Drive looking like that. And now, so will you.
Anyway. Weezer. Embedding disabled by request, the bastards.
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How to lose 20 pounds FAST!!!
My friend told me the secret to losing 20 pounds FAST!!! Want to know what it is?
Spend a week in the hospital with a urinary tract infection!
It obviously worked for him - he lost at least 20 pounds, though he looks like death warmed over. And now he has full-blown diabetes, which he treats with pills instead of injections. He takes 19 pills a day now.
I worry about my friend, but his health has been bad for years. He has been living on borrowed time for awhile.
His urinary tract infection was associated with an increasing sense of despair and depression. After his week in the hospital, both conditions are gone. I am glad.
I hope he's around for awhile yet.
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2009-06-17
The first scandal in weeks!
I hear vague mumblings in the legacy media about Barack and Michelle Obama's recent dismissal of the Inspector General for AmeriCorps, Gerald Walpin. The Obamas say that Walpin is confused, disoriented, and basically crazy.
But only after Walpin uncovered evidence of millions of dollars' worth of fraud at AmeriCorps, which Michelle Obama has a hand in controlling.
(AmeriCorps is a government-run, taxpayer-funded "community service" organization which was established in 1993, during the Clinton era. The Inspector General's office is specifically tasked to be a watchdog over AmeriCorps, to find and stop the inevitable fraud and waste that occurs with such agencies.)
This scandal smells like both Clinton's Travelgate and Nixon's Saturday Night Massacre, all delightfully rolled into one steaming pile.
It will get more interesting from here, I think.
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2009-06-16
Grass-eating men - a natural adaptation
Here's an interesting article about "grass-eating men" in Japan - young men who are less interested in materialism, lifelong careers, and macho, sexist behavior than their predecessors.
I think that's a good thing. I think America could benefit from such a demographic trend. In Japan, it's a natural adaptation to the economic pressures of job insecurity and declining wages, and to the societal and legal pressures of anti-harassment policies in the workplace.
But I think the economic and social pressures in the United States will have to get stronger, and stay that way for awhile, to have the same effect.
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The Attack of the Chuck-will's-Widow
We are blessed with an abundance of bird life, here in the jungle. Last year we had a Great Horned Owl (Bubo virginianus) who would visit us every night at 3:00 AM, and who would hoot continuously for fifteen minutes before he flapped silently away on muffled wings.
This year we have a Chuck-will's-Widow (Caprimulgus carolinensis) who sits on a stump on our vacant lot, and who chirps all night. Literally. It's a piercing call, very unique.
Thankfully, it is summer, our air-conditioning is on, and the windows are closed. We can still hear him, though.
He just won't shut the hell up.
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The Iranian Revolution
Way back in 1979, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was one of the Islamic militants who overthrew the Shah, invaded the American Embassy in Tehran, and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days. Six of the hostages specifically remember Ahmadinejad supervising their interrogations. Ahmadinejad denies this, of course, but one would expect that. After all, UN Secretary General Kurt Waldheim of Austria always denied his Wehrmacht army involvement in Germany's WWII concentration camps and extermination of Jews, even though he was right in the middle of it. It wouldn't have helped Waldheim to admit his involvement in Nazi activities, and it wouldn't help Ahmadinejad to admit his involvement in Iran's revolution.
Now Ahmadinejad is the President of Iran. Apparently he and his supporters rigged the presidential elections last Friday in Iran, and now a significant number of Iranians are justifiably enraged and are rioting in the streets. Iran is even jamming the BBC's satellite broadcasts to try to prevent news reporting of Iran's civil unrest from inciting even more unrest.
Will this unrest become the Iranian version of Ukraine's Orange Revolution of 2004? In the Ukraine, the elections were annulled and held again, and then the challenger was declared the victor. It was a happy ending for Ukraine, at least at the time.
Somehow I doubt that will happen in Iran. Ahmadinejad and his peers came to power through blood. They will not relinquish power without a lot more blood.
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2009-06-14
There's hope yet for America's youth
Caroline Moore, a 14-year-old girl from Warwick, New York, discovered a weak supernova, SN 2008ha, with a "relatively small telescope." She is the youngest person ever to discover a supernova, and it's an odd type of supernova, at that.
America needs a million young people like her. Thinking people, not mindless drones being churned out of public schools by "social promotion."
Way to go, Caroline!
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2009-06-12
Led Zeppelin, "Ramble On"
The bass line in this song is always looping around in my head somewhere, at any given moment.
It can be quite annoying. But the tune is timeless.
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2009-06-11
The Joy of ECT, part 3
So we had lunch with our friend R, who suffers from drug-resistant clinical depression, and who recently returned from Emory University in Atlanta, where she received a month-long series of electro-convulsive therapy treatments (electroshock).
She's back.
The person that we knew, an intelligent, funny, charming, vivacious person, is back. There's no trace of depression, of crying, of staring into space, of an inability to stay on a conversational topic.
In fact, she's more focused, sharper than ever. She's really there, in a way that we had never seen. She used to hop from topic to topic in conversation, like a squirrel, and I never really could follow what she was saying. I just thought she was flighty. Instead, now I realize that it was a symptom of her ever-worsening mental state.
She's back, and so much better than she ever was.
I'm very glad.
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2009-06-10
"Star Trek": Even better the second viewing
Seeing the "Star Trek" movie gives you time to appreciate the more subtle touches in the film.
WARNING: Spoiler alert.
Good Things:
- The use of silence (or near-silence) during apocalyptic scenes in space, like the destruction of the USS Kelvin
- Camera angles switching back and forth between wide-angle close-ups and telephoto zoom shots of ships in motion in space, which really gives you a "you are there" feeling
- The contrast of framing the shot of a ship close by, while looking past it at a more distant ship, which gives a good sense of spatial relationships in space (because space is flat and uninteresting, and it's very hard to judge distance)
- The use of "lens flare" in many of the space scenes where sunlight is falling across the "camera lens," producing flares and bars of light. It makes it very realistic.
- The use of "beauty shots," such as the Enterprise heaving itself up out of Titan's atmosphere, and the billowing clouds spilling off of the saucer section
- The use of female choruses in the soundtrack, opera-style, for many of the action scenes, which lends those scenes a very bombastic, impressive air
- The re-use of dialogue from past movies and TV episodes, such as McCoy's exclamations ("My God, man, are you out of your Vulcan mind?" and Spock's "I have been and always shall be your friend.") It really ties it together and captures the high points of what made those prior movies and episodes great.
- The re-use of bridge sounds and various other ship sounds, which hark back to earlier movies and TV episodes
- Filming at a brewery and a power plant to simulate the lower deck spaces of the Enterprise and the Kelvin. Those giant tanks and support beams are just too big, I think, for a ship in space. And what ship would have wet concrete floors? Sure, the ship is big, but there's a LOT of wasted space in those industrial scenes, space that would not be wasted on a ship in reality.
- The Romulan ship is supposed to be a mining ship. It seems to be made of mostly empty space plus lots of little multi-level platforms. Where are the holds to contain the ore that they mine?
- Why does a mining ship have such an inexhaustible supply of homing torpedoes? It seems odd to arm a mining ship.
- The Romulans hang around for 25 years after coming through the black hole (a white hole, in our space), waiting for Spock to arrive. Why don't they age at all during that time?
- The mining ship has a big drill, but no way to pull the ore into the ship. Of course, they must have tractor beams, because they capture Spock's ship. But it seems odd that they wouldn't simply have a big scoop or something, which would be useful if they are mining asteroids.
- By the end of the movie, there are at least two new black holes running around (one where Vulcan used to be, and another where the Romulan ship used to be). I would think those would be a navigational hazard.
- If a person can see the planet Vulcan from the surface of Delta Vega, and Vulcan looks as big as Earth's moon, then Vulcan must be within a million miles of Delta Vega. Now that there's a black hole where Vulcan was, Delta Vega is going to be eaten soon too. Which won't be a bad thing, because that tongue creature was horrible.
- There's a white hole where the Romulan ship came out into our space at the beginning of the movie. What else from the future is going to fall through the black hole there, and emerge here?
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2009-06-09
Never shake a baby without the proper safety equipment
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Free the two US journalists jailed in North Korea...
...by trading them for their boss, Al Gore. Wouldn't THAT be a diplomatic coup for the communists! I'm sure Al would be fine there. A little starvation diet would do him good.
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An insufficiently-sympathetic response
A neighbor of mine last year invited us to a wake for our mortgage broker, whose name I forget now. He had contracted some vicious form of stomach cancer, and died within a few months, leaving his wife and daughter behind.
My neighbor was saddened, and wanted to include us in the grieving group.
But my mortgage broker was only an acquaintance. I had met him twice, talked to him on the phone twice, met his family once at a barbecue, and that was it. I did not know him. And so I didn't go to the wake.
I'm sure that my neighbor thought I was cold. But I have a closer relationship to my tax accountant, whom I see once a year. (I wouldn't go to his wake, either, even though I like him. I think a person would have to be very close to me for me to participate in the birth or death rituals. It just doesn't interest me.)
In the same vein, a friend recently told me that a friend of theirs had just died of prostate cancer. I knew the deceased also, somewhat, but hadn't spoken to him in at least 13 years. And I knew that he had had a long-term relationship with one of my other friends, and that he had treated her very badly, because he was an alcoholic and a womanizer. More reasons not to talk to him in 13 years.
So I think my noncommittal response to the news of his death annoyed my friend.
Perhaps I lack the capacity for sympathy. I have learned the proper code phrases and facial expressions to simulate it, but I don't really know what it is.
Clearly I need to work on it.
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2009-06-08
The Long View, or Why George Tiller Should Have Been Left Alone
(NOTE FOR THE EASILY-AGITATED: This post will most likely annoy you one way or another. You are therefore encouraged to stop here, and go see the "Star Trek" movie for the second, third, or fourth time instead.
If you are still here, you have been warned.)
Much has been blathered about Scott Roeder's murder of Dr. George Tiller, a prominent Kansas abortion doctor. Roeder, an anti-abortion activist motivated by religious conviction, shot Tiller once at close range in Tiller's church in Wichita as Tiller handed out pamphlets to congregation members.
For a religious person to murder another person in a church is in rather poor taste, I think. But I don't really know. I'm not religious. And "murder" is subjective. One person's murder is another person's public service.
I'm also not impressed by the outpouring of political bloviation and extrapolation, turning a simple murder by a religious nut into a witch hunt for all people who oppose abortion.
I used to think abortion was a bad thing. The more people I meet, however, the more I think it's a good thing. (Blog readers excepted, of course.)
I used to think it was a bad thing for the state to use tax dollars to pay for abortions. Now I think it's a good thing, because prison costs so much more than abortion. As "Freakonomics" (Levitt and Dubner, 2005) pointed out, there is a distinct correlation between higher abortion rates and lower crime rates. Their conclusion was that unwanted children are more likely to become criminals when they grow up. The idea seems plausible to me. I've certainly seen the evidence of many low-income, unwanted or abandoned children who turn to crime to survive. Others turn to crime simply because they like it, and because the judicial and penal systems do little to discourage it.
Even though others have found problems with the statistical methodology used to arrive at the conclusion that abortion reduces crime, the conclusion still seems to stand. If anything, it's worrisome that abortion rates are at their lowest point in years, which means that according to Freakonomics, crime rates will rise. But that's why I own weapons.
The implementation of abortion can be construed to be racist, since minorities, particularly black people, are much more likely to have abortions than whites. However, I would argue that it's not racist, because abortion is voluntary. If the police were rounding up pregnant minorities and forcing them to have abortions, as they do in China, then that would be racist. Voluntary participation in an abortion program that has a greater effect on minorities is NOT racist, only short-sighted.
Back to Tiller. Generally, human life is over-valued. In that regard, Tiller was as much a purveyor of genocide as an exterminator is. The law provides him a niche in which to make a living (by killing things), and so he did. He was quite good at it, apparently.
Regardless of whether abortion is murder, it was wrong to kill Tiller, simply because the law forbids it.
I would argue that instead of killing them, it is more important to keep people like Tiller in business. And it's not just because they (may) help prevent future crime.
They also prevent future liberals. More on that in a minute.
I would argue that conservatives are better than liberals at planning ahead. Ergo, conservatives are better at making good choices when it comes to sex and procreation, because conservatives don't expect a village to help raise a child. Conservatives know that a child is a personal responsibility, not a fashion accessory, or a tax writeoff, or a means to a welfare check.
Conservatives are also less likely to use abortion than liberals are, because conservatives tend to view abortion as murder, while liberals tend to view abortion as a right to be exercised.
(Note that I say "less likely" and not "will not." If I had to, I would choose abortion if I was put in a position where the facts dictated that I needed to make that decision. But I would also do everything I could to avoid it, including giving the child up for adoption. Including keeping my clothes on and not engaging in risky sex. Including making better choices to begin with.)
Unfortunately, liberalism tends to be the result of enculturation, not the result of mutation, nor of bad nutrition, nor of inbreeding. If a child is raised by liberal parents, it is likely to be liberal too (and it's very difficult to deprogram it).
If a child is aborted by liberal parents, it does not exist.
Liberals, by definition, are more likely than conservatives to abort a fetus.
Ergo, encouraging abortion helps to slow or even prevent the spread of liberalism.
Which, I would argue, is a good thing. I think that liberalism contributes directly to the decline of modern society. Liberalism seeks to break the bond between action and consequence, to remove accountability, to destroy common sense, and to reassign blame from wrongdoers onto innocents. It contributes to a slow, apathetic decay into chaos. It accelerates the natural entropy from an orderly state into a disorderly anarchy. One need only look at Britain and other socialist entities to see this process in motion.
The Long View is that liberalism is bad, and abortion (though a liberal construct) helps keep liberalism in check, as much as entropy CAN be held in check.
Scott Roeder murdered Tiller, an abortion provider, and also ended his own life as Roeder knows it. Roeder was trying to stop entropy. But there are other ways to resist entropy, including continuing to allow the people who want abortions, to have them. It's their choice. Any consequences of law, faith, or karmic retribution are theirs alone to suffer. And the future may be a better, brighter, more orderly place as a result of their actions in the present.
Others will step up to replace Tiller.
I hope that no one steps up to replace Roeder.
UPDATE: Here's an interesting commentary from one of Tiller's peers, a female doctor. Tiller was motivated by caring for his patients, she says. He didn't want them to die from seeking less-competent help. He even provided abortions for some of the anti-abortionists who picketed his clinic. That's very interesting.
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2009-06-07
Cake, "Satan Is My Motor"
I just picked up a Yamaha outboard boat motor that was in the shop for repair. I learned some things about outboards:
- You need to drain the carburetor by shutting off the fuel line and running the motor dry until it stalls out. You can't leave gasoline in the carburetor, because the ethanol in the gasoline causes water to condense inside the motor, causing all sorts of damage over time.
- You need to use STA-BIL or other additive in the gasoline. STA-BIL makes a Marine version which is much more active in suppressing the negative effects of ethanol.
- If you're going to remove the motor and lay it down on its side, you MUST lay it on the side that's marked on the motor. If you lay it on the other side, the oil drains out of the sump and up into the engine and into places that oil shouldn't go, which gunks up the works.
Now that the motor is repaired, maybe we can use this boat, which we're borrowing from a neighbor.
But it's still an internal combustion motor, and it spews exhaust into the water, which is inherently bad, I would think. It reminds me of one of my favorite songs by Cake.
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2009-06-06
"Funemployment" is just slackerism with a polite name
Not that I would stoop to read the Los Angeles Times, but an article from the LA Times was reprinted in a news website, so I saw it.
It talked about "funemployment," as in "jobless people who treat unemployment like vacation."
I can understand taking a couple weeks of vacation after losing a job. I just can't understand living a vacation lifestyle on an extended basis, even if I had a huge severance from my company (or a stipend from my spouse or my parents).
It's morally wrong to ignore the future, and to live like the money won't run out, or that you don't need to go back to work.
Some of the people who are quoted in the article truly hated their jobs, and even quit them voluntarily. But even they admit that they are using the recession as an excuse to remain jobless.
They are the grasshoppers who refuse to store food for the winter, while all around them, we ants continue to toil, or prepare to toil, because we know that winter is coming.
I'm glad to be an ant.
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2009-06-05
The Joy of ECT, part 2
Earlier I wrote about a friend who's getting electro-convulsive therapy, or ECT.
She's back home now after several weeks of shocks, three times a week. She was one of hundreds who would line up to receive their shocks on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at the clinic. She was one of the worse-off people in line. There were elderly people, middle-aged people, young people, and even children. Some were afflicted with only mild depression, and others suffered from major, clinical depression.
Apparently my friend is back to normal, her husband says. She's talking, laughing, and interrupting people like her old self. And she doesn't have any short-term memory loss, which is wonderful.
We are going to have dinner with them tonight, and we will see for ourselves the miraculous change that ECT hath wrought in our friend. I will try not to scrutinize her and her behavior in a too-obvious way. ;-)
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Help your local criminals! Support gun control now!
A friend of mine sent me this. I think it sums up perfectly the reasons that criminals don't want you to have a gun - it creates a hostile work environment for them. ;-)
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2009-06-04
"Terminator Salvation" is pretty good
I went to see "Terminator Salvation" the other night. I thought it was pretty good.
Good:
- Sam Worthington as Marcus Wright, a serial killer who's executed in 2003 and wakes up in the post-nuclear machine Holocaust in 2018
- Depictions of a nuclear-blasted Los Angeles. LA never looked so good. Especially Hollywood.
- Applying the "Oz" process to the daylight scenes, making everything appear whitish and washed out, bleached and dead in the post-holocaust world.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, or a reasonable CGI facsimile of him, as a brand-new T-800 Terminator
- Helena Bonham Carter as a dying, cancer-stricken scientist who gets Marcus Wright to donate his executed dead body to science. Needless to say, Skynet finds a use for both of them, post-mortem, in 2018.
- Anton Yelchin as a young, intense Kyle Reese, the soldier who is eventually sent back to 1984 in the original "Terminator" movie to protect Sarah Connor, who will give birth to John Connor, who will eventually lead the Resistance.
- Creepy Terminator assembly line, where we see T-800s like Arnold being built. We've seen them in video games before, but not on film.
Not So Good:
- Very few wisecracks in this movie. After all, humanity is fighting for its collective life against Skynet. Not much room for one-liners. Plenty of room for gunfire, though.
- A bad case of "Transformers"-itis, where giant humanoid Harvester machines, similar to Transformers, are stomping around and causing destruction. I thought it was a little silly. The nice thing about the original "Terminator" film was that it was pretty believable. Even the giant Hunter-Killer Tank in the original "Terminator" film, grinding its way through city ruins at night while hunting humans, was quite within the reach of human/machine technology. But the Harvesters in "Terminator Salvation" are too much like "Transformers" for my taste. Too much CGI.
- "Mototerminators" are motorcycles with Terminator brains and rockets. But sadly, they lack a kickstand, so they can never stop moving, or stand themselves up if they fall over. It seems like a terrible design flaw.
- Disjointed editing. People seem to be able to walk a very long way in a very short time at certain points in the movie.
- "Stargate SG-1"-style of using obviously-ineffective weapons against the machines. In the movie, humans are still using regular firearms against Terminators, with lackluster results. You would think they would have captured some HK plasma weapons and duplicated them for infantry use by 2018.
- Complete absence of radiation poisoning. Other than the everpresent threat of being perforated by Terminator gunfire, LA residents seem to be remarkably healthy, when they should be suffering from radiation poisoning... hair and teeth falling out, open sores, internal bleeding... the usual. Apparently Skynet used only reduced-fallout neutron bombs to destroy civilization on Judgment Day.
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Everclear, "Santa Baby"
Now, how did I miss this? I thought I had all of Everclear's stuff. I like them because they don't take themselves seriously.
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2009-06-03
Flunking out of housekeeping school
It must be hard to flunk out of housekeeping school. Yet I'm fairly certain my housekeeper at my hotel did just that.
How do I know?
My bed was made up beautifully. But when I got into it, the blanket was under the sheet, next to my skin.
Do you know how dirty hotel blankets and bedspreads are? I do.
I slept anyway.
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Labels: travel
2009-06-02
The end-of-project blues
Yes, it's that time again. Time for a project to end. Time for me to leave.
I've chosen a life where I am always going somewhere new, meeting new people, doing something for a few months or a year or two, and then leaving, never to see that place or those people again.
It's a nomadic life. And I chose it.
Once, I stayed in a place for a long time. I thought that somehow, being in a familiar place, with familiar people, doing familiar things, would make me feel better, feel more accepted, feel more at home.
It didn't. It only accentuated my alien nature. The longer I stayed, the less I fit in.
Now, I know. Staying among familiar people and places and things is not the point. The point, for me, is to have been in a place, to have met people, to have made my mark there, and to carry those memories away with me on my journey. I have an effect on the people and the places I've been, and they have an effect on me as well.
Onward and upward. What's next? I don't know. But everything happens for the best, in the end.
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Labels: contemplation, spirituality, work
Enya, "Lazy Days"
Enya has a very distinctive sound. Kind of like Korn, or Journey, or Everclear. But different, in a Celtic, lushly-multitracked way. ;-)
I like this tune because of its swingy, dancy beat. The chords suggest green mountain meadows, brilliant yellow sunshine, and eye-hurtingly-blue skies. Not lush, green woodlands like this video. It needs lots of sun and blue sky, and that's not here in this video.
But that's what's in my mind.
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2009-06-01
The damaged-merchandise aisle is the most romantic
My darling wife and I were joking with the customer service clerk at the hardware store, telling her that we always make Saturday night "date night" at the hardware store, because we're always working on the house on the weekends.
"You know the damaged-merchandise aisle in the back of the store, where they keep all the dented appliances?" I asked the customer service clerk. She nodded.
"That," I whispered conspiratorially, "is the most romantic aisle in the whole store."
She and my wife both burst out laughing.
"Well, I'll have to go back there and see if I can find some men!" the clerk exclaimed.
"It's a hardware store. It shouldn't be difficult," I smiled.
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Making progress on projects
During Memorial Day weekend, we ripped out the front door and the glass side lites on either side of it, built new walls, and framed in a new door. We drywalled the inside, insulated it, caulked it, and now it's almost ready for painting. We got it done in the space of two days.
This past weekend, we stuccoed the outside of the wall. That was sort of fun, in that we had no idea what we were doing. But we put up metal mesh for the stucco to stick to, and slathered on the concrete, and it looks very nice. It's supposed to dry for six weeks before we paint it.
Then we cut and installed door trim for a few doors, which was a project that had been neglected since February.
It was a productive weekend.
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Labels: housework
Say goodbye while you can
A friend of mine's husband dropped dead of a heart attack recently. He was barely 50, I think, and in reasonable shape.
She is devastated. There was no warning at all. One moment he was there... the next, he wasn't.
That's why I think it's important to say the things that matter, while you still have time.
Tell the people you love, that you love them.
Don't leave, or hang up the phone, angry. Don't go to bed angry.
Be kind while you have the chance.
I'm saying this not because of my friend the new widow, but because of another friend long ago, whose brother was hit by a car and killed when they were children. He had been nagging her to go play, and she got angry and told him to go away and leave her alone. So he went outside to play, was hit, and was gone.
The last, angry words she said to him, tortured her still, decades later.
Some people regret the things they said. Others regret not saying what needed to be said.
Don't have regrets.
UPDATE: I wonder if the 228 people on Air France flight 447 this morning, or their families, had any regrets before their plane disappeared off the coast of Brazil. When you're flying over water in an airplane, there's no help for you if there's a problem. No help at all.
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Sparks of Light in the Void
- Ali
- All Music
- An Ordinary Life
- Black Holes and Astro Stuff
- Corrina's Brain
- Faerie Kat
- Florida Girl in Sydney
- From the ashes
- Job's Tale (Curious Servant)
- Jumana
- Kinzi
- Literally Speaking
- Ljlogsdon
- Mab3oos
- Mama Needs a Cosmo
- Michelle Malkin
- My Only Photo
- Osage + Orange
- Pandima's Box
- Power Line
- Quotes of the Day
- Qwaider
- say what you mean
- Seafood Punch
- Secret Window
- Surfie Says
- The Radio Equalizer

