She: "Bob next door has a ton of poinsettia plants in his yard for Christmas. Do you think we need to get some?"
Me: "Wouldn't it be easier to pour some salt on his?"
About Me
- Marvin the Martian
- I am an alien here on this little planet. I've been sent to learn about life here, to observe people and things around me, and to become a better entity by applying the lessons that I learn here. I've chosen the name "Marvin the Martian" because he is familiar to many, and the Martian mindset isn't expected to be similar to a human's. Thank you for stopping by to read this little blog. I hope you'll come back.
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- Taking vacation to harass the Congress
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- Marilyn Monroe wig required, enema optional
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- Skillet, "I'm Awake, I'm Alive"
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- Eeee! Eeee! Eeee!
- A near miss
- Lady Sovereign, "So Human"
- Killer whale, duh
- I'm glad I skipped the "health care summit"
- Spike Jones, "Pass The Biscuits, Mirandy"
- Fire one million
- The coolest ski helmet
- Stifled snarkiness
- Chromeo, "Tenderoni"
- Stupid headlines
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- What I gave up for Lent
- Best Use of "Medulla Oblongata" in a Rap Song
- The Olympics are just high-stakes roulette
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- School bureaucrats spying on children at home
- Free dance with Sinead and John Kerr
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2009-11-28
Keeping up with the neighbours
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What I'm Reading
"Trouble In Paradise" by Robert B. Parker, a book my wife liked because it has a flamingo on the front of it
Sparks of Light in the Void
- Ali
- All Music
- An Ordinary Life
- Big Journalism
- Black Holes and Astro Stuff
- Corrina's Brain
- Faerie Kat
- Florida Girl in Sydney
- Job's Tale (Curious Servant)
- Kinzi
- Ljlogsdon
- Mab3oos
- Mama Needs a Cosmo
- Michelle Malkin
- My Only Photo
- Newsbusters
- Osage + Orange
- Pandima's Box
- Pandora Radio
- Power Line
- Quotes of the Day
- Qwaider
- say what you mean
- Seafood Punch
- Secret Window
- Surfie Says
- The Radio Equalizer
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2 comments:
hahahaha
You've really got that "love thy neighbor" thing down pat, don't you? he he he!
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