"Here," she said, tossing the leftover Halloween candy into my suitcase. "I can't have this in the house, I've already eaten too much."
"What am I going to do with it?" I asked. "I have no use for it. I can't eat that stuff - it makes me sick."
"Give it to your co-workers," she said.
"They already have mountains of the stuff," I replied.
"Then they won't notice their mountain getting a little bigger," she said.
So I brought it to my client.
Sadly, it never made it off of my desk. Instead, I have been snacking on it, knowing that it will make me sick.
I don't even like Payday bars.
About Me
- Marvin the Martian
- I am an alien here on this little planet. I've been sent to learn about life here, to observe people and things around me, and to become a better entity by applying the lessons that I learn here. I've chosen the name "Marvin the Martian" because he is familiar to many, and the Martian mindset isn't expected to be similar to a human's. Thank you for stopping by to read this little blog. I hope you'll come back.
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