2009-06-18

How to lose 20 pounds FAST!!!

My friend told me the secret to losing 20 pounds FAST!!! Want to know what it is?

Spend a week in the hospital with a urinary tract infection!

It obviously worked for him - he lost at least 20 pounds, though he looks like death warmed over. And now he has full-blown diabetes, which he treats with pills instead of injections. He takes 19 pills a day now.

I worry about my friend, but his health has been bad for years. He has been living on borrowed time for awhile.

His urinary tract infection was associated with an increasing sense of despair and depression. After his week in the hospital, both conditions are gone. I am glad.

I hope he's around for awhile yet.

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1 comments:

Melissa said...

Hope he gets better soon.. UTIs SUCK.

I had the "get the flu twice" diet help me lose a bunch of weight, which I have successfully put back on thanks to the "doesn't matter how much I work out, the birth control makes me bloat" exercise plan... LOL

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