My darling wife and I were joking with the customer service clerk at the hardware store, telling her that we always make Saturday night "date night" at the hardware store, because we're always working on the house on the weekends.
"You know the damaged-merchandise aisle in the back of the store, where they keep all the dented appliances?" I asked the customer service clerk. She nodded.
"That," I whispered conspiratorially, "is the most romantic aisle in the whole store."
She and my wife both burst out laughing.
"Well, I'll have to go back there and see if I can find some men!" the clerk exclaimed.
"It's a hardware store. It shouldn't be difficult," I smiled.
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